Create a character in Old School Runescape, and set out on an adventure across a fantastical world battling powerful creatures with other players or alone.
The level-1 citizens of Miscellania actually have unique overhead dialogue for when they fight back against attackers, but almost nobody's ever seen it. They've only got 1 HP, and killing one costs you 6% of your Miscellania favour, so there's basically no reason anyone would bother provoking them.
During the Fremennik Trials, there's a way to dodge the combat challenge entirely — a bloke called Thorvald will let you skip it if you bring him five sardines. There's even dedicated dialogue for using the sardines on him directly, except it turns out he was just messing with you the whole time.
There's a wonky-looking bird nest that's one of the rarest items in the game, and it can't even be obtained normally anymore since the trade route for it got discontinued back in 2016. Years later Jagex tried to give it a proper high alchemy value and instead accidentally updated its x-rotation, so now it just spins weirdly in your inventory.
The whole reason the Barrows Brothers ended up on their doomed crusade traces back to one very bad night — Guthan, convinced his love Isolde had abandoned him, got drunk and killed a Saradominist commander in a bar brawl. Terrified of the consequences, he talked his brothers into joining a holy war as a way of escaping his own guilt.
